Conducted by Jeffrey Maser

Jeffrey Maser: How are you doing today?

Ilana Silverman: I’m good! *she giggles*

JM: How do you like music?

IS: I love music!

JM: How ‘bout them rocks on the ground?

IS: I hate when kids play with them. I always threaten that they have to stack G4.

JM:I hear you’re a big fan of rice…

IS: No…not really. I mean, rice is okay. Nothing special.

JM: Nothing special?! ‘Tis rice! You don’t find rice special??

IS: Not particularly. Unless it is with Chinese food…I like sticky rice.

JM: Are you a fan of Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner, or Robert Pattinson?

IS: All three.

JM: You are such a teenage girl.

IS: Well I happen to be 16, so that makes sense.

JM: Thank you for your time and may the Schwartz be with you.

IS: The what? Is that like the force, but Jewish?

JM: It’s from a movie called “Spaceballs”, Ilana.

IS: I’m sorry! I didn’t see it!

JM: It’s okay. Peace out, girl scout.

IS: Let’s jam, space man.